Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Expiration Date

I had lunch with co-workers recently and learned the following:  Men don't want to date women older than themselves, because women "expire."  Stay with me... apparently women -- like an IRS audits -- have a statute of limitations, because there are only so many years that we are actually available for childbearing purposes. ... I am assuming (according to this 26 year old) that my pro-creation skills are more valuable than all my other talents combined.  And I wish I knew that years ago, because I certainly would not have bothered going to law school.

Offensive as the phrasing of this may be, I do get the point.  And I'm quite concerned about it (which you probably picked up on since I'm writing about it).  I'm not getting younger.  I am getting divorced.  And the combination worries me...not because I want to be in a relationship or have a baby...but because the possibility could be taken away. 

Then again, if the alternative to being alone is dating some kid born during Regan's second term with little tact...well, I think we all know my answer to that choice... I'll channel Nancy and just say no.

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